Jizz wizz

When someone has a particularly pleasurable masturbation experience

“You were in there a long time”
“I was busy with a jizz wizz

by Princessdonkey February 16, 2020

Jizz Wizz

When a male or female urinates after sex. Males will often notice a minuscule amount of sperm at the beginning of urination. Women will note a lot if on birth control or trying to conceive.

Dude, me and my gf had to Jizz Wizz last night. I hit it so good and she's on birth control so I just let it go, know what I mean? I jizz wizzed and she pretty much just pissed out my jizz, what a night I tell ya.

by The JJACKS! January 26, 2011

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 5, 2004

WizzenJew

A Jewish person from the philippines who is incredible, unbelievable hairy, and in fact has so much hair covering his ass that animals live within it.

Wizzenjew are you kidding me?

by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003

Wizzbanger

That guy at the quiet lake house that brings his inappropriately loud and big water crafts.

My summer house was complete bliss until the Wizzbangers moved in next door. I hate that guy. I'm gonna sell.

by MarianneM October 25, 2016

whiz

To urinate. Often also said as "take a whiz."

1. Man, finishing this Texas-sized cup of coke really weighed me down! I better run to the restroom like my ass is on fire and take a nice long whiz!

2. Damn, while we were having that fancy wedding reception at Sam's mansion, the couple had a moment of embarrassment when Sam's dog whizzed all over the groom's leg and did the electric slide on the back of the bride's wedding dress leaving canine shit marks on it!





Mark H. Posting new slang vocabulary on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H April 8, 2005

whizzbit

Slang term for a person with olive coloured / slightly dark coloured skin. Can be used in conjuction with the racial term "Paki".

"Look at that paki whizzbit sat on the bus!"

by Sammyc May 23, 2007