Definitions by Sammyc

mayo brain 

A person who is just an absolute idiot.

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch

mayo brain by sammyc April 24, 2017

Snorture 

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

Snorture by sammyc August 17, 2012

whizzbit 

Slang term for a person with olive coloured / slightly dark coloured skin. Can be used in conjuction with the racial term "Paki".

"Look at that paki whizzbit sat on the bus!"

whizzbit by Sammyc May 23, 2007