Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").

Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.

by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010

Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.

"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"

by vodkalyn May 9, 2013

Whisper Date

A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".

"Ann are you okay?"

"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."

"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"

"Time to pull off some miracles!"

by High Priest of Rock August 1, 2014

whizz whisper

when someone taking whizz loses the ability to speak normally.

eg stuttering, slurring and broken speech, aka whizz whisper

by scarlettspeed September 22, 2014

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.

The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them

by B-S leader November 18, 2018

Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018