Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.

Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me

by Nap zone June 1, 2018

asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").

Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.

by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010

Fuckboy whisperer

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.

Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.

Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.

by Berguendy March 18, 2019

death whisper

A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.

Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.

by redinva August 3, 2016