Riley Wells

If you find a Riley don't ever let him go. He is the approximate definition of amazing and will do anything and everything to make the world a better place, person by person and one smile at a time. He changes the temperature of each room he walks into with his presence and melt your heart with a glance from those mesmeric blue eyes. His smile is contagious and his hugs are a miracle. You will never find anyone as compassionate and considerate and he will not hesitate to remind you every day how much he appreciates you. You know you've done something damn right in the world if you're standing within 5ft of Riley, and never forget to appreciate the blessing of getting to laugh with him. He is goofy and sweet, and little does he know but he is highly intelligent. He is the best serious boyfriend ever.. and you'll never get tired of laughing at him as he dances around with shaving cream on his face in the middle of a Skype call ;)

Patricia: "Hey mags, who's that?"
Maggie: "Oh, THAT'S Riley Wells.. I'm highly fond of him."
Patricia: "Oh.. Why is he dancing?"
Maggie: "No one knows :)"

by NotAMaggie May 31, 2019

Cameron Wells

a dude that has a colossal penis, which is hidden behind copious amounts of pubic hair. He loves taking a finger up his ass, but be careful, because if the finger isn’t far enough, Cameron will be unsatisfied. if Cameron Wells is unsatisfied, he will drill a hole through your testicles with a heavy duty drill.

omg, that man just drilled a hole in fred’s nutsack, his name must be Cameron Wells

by icedoutboiii September 2, 2021

Dominic Wells

Dominic wells is awesome and funny and hot, very very hot I miss him in my pe class.

Wow look at Dominic Wells being so hot and cool.

by stop it please now i beg December 14, 2022

George Wells

Chicken robber/burglar.

labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.

Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!

by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

by cmb009 October 15, 2010

Well Pollished

1)When one is just the right amount of being fucked up.

2) The stage inbetween being buzzed and blacked out.

Man i was well pollished last night

Lets get well pollished then slay some dragons

by eadiot October 6, 2009

Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.

"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"

by Dan June 28, 2004