the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Pop Goes the Weasel

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Weasel-Lord

A great all-mighty weasel watching over us all the time. He is a bit perverted but it doesn't matter because he is almighty weasel lord!!!

Do not use the weasel-lord in vane!!

by Kromyan October 13, 2009

weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

by Qwerty9001 October 5, 2016

spunk weasel

somebody who sucks so much at stuff.

"I just failed to put in a definion for spunk weasel cos I spelt it spunk weisel." "That is cos you are a spunk weasel at spelling."

by Daniel Baker December 13, 2008

ass weasel

a lying, kniving,generally sneaky person that thinks they are smooth because they appear to be on top of their game.

Man, my boss is such and ass weasel,I can't believe he changed the schedule without telling anyone.

by that'sariot March 12, 2009

Pickle Weasel

1) A word of complete randomness shouted as if to endanger public safety. Ex. Instead of 'FIRE' shout 'PICKLE WEASEL'

2) When one is confused, pickle weasel is a term used as substitution for an answer to a question given by a teacher, instructor or professor.

1)*randomly shouts* PICKLE WEASEL


2) Mr. Hohlt: Jenna, what is the answer to number two?

Jenna: Uhh..uhh..uh..*drool* PICKLE WEASEL *slobber*

by Jel-kaj January 22, 2004