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mid week blues

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.
"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."
by eedeee April 7, 2015
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weekend lag

A condition affecting the body's circadian clock, similar to jet lag, but instead stemming from altering one's sleep hours over a weekend of hard partying and drinking rather than from a long flight.
Franks: "Shit, I missed fluid dynamics again. Monday morning classes are so rough. It feels like it is 7 PM. What time is it?"
Jason: "It's only 8 in the morning."
Brad: "Fuck dude, that's a serious case of weekend lag. Drink some fluids and stop hitting the riverboat casino so hard in P-town."
by Fitterer September 21, 2008
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Weekend Parking

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
by kikic33 July 17, 2011
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Weekend Haylee

The kind of girl that gets kicked out of a venue that's impossible to get kicked of.
Ryan: Did you see Haylee get kicked out of The Corner Friday night?
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".
by Not Weekend Haylee November 14, 2011
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weeker

A word that means most excellent, it is even better than excellent. Also try to use the word "week" in every sentence, in place of verbs.
example 1- "mate your footballin is weeker as anything"

example 2- "Week that light on!" "week the ball" "week that"
by mafu April 19, 2005
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dirty weekend

Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.
"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."
by RascalR May 30, 2008
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national blow job week

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.
by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005
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