by Terry W. May 15, 2005
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"Damn. George Washington is so cool. Who would've thought he was such a bad ass."
"Did you know that George Washington once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party?"
"Did you know that George Washington once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid...at a party?"
by Jaycesin November 23, 2006
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The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
by Flame Dame 2 May 28, 2008
Get the George Washington University mug.A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
by Sly April 4, 2005
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Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
by caaaaasey November 18, 2009
Get the washing machine syndrome mug.A Washington university located in Seattle, founded in 1861. Best known for the worst football season in college sports history, when they failed to win a single game in 2008.
by GannonPenthouse May 28, 2011
Get the University of Washington mug.Little do citizens know, this statue regarded as a monument honoring Geroge Washington is a last resort escape pod for the president of the USA during an alien invasion.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
During the year 2069, a race only known as the followers of Gorgallah will cast judgement day upon earths wet fragile surface.
Overwhelmed by fear of extermination, the president, the vice president, and a select handfew of people will be escorted to this space shuttle and escape without harm.
Secret Services: Mr. President, the followers are landing on the Eastern Coast.
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
President: Quickly, Get to the Washington Monument!
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