Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 26, 2014

Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.

I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.

by Notlivng22 January 27, 2018

Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 05, 2010

hood wagon

A group of ghetto friends who follow behind you while you look for girls.

"Don't worry girl, that's just my Hood Wagon following us."

by 66thave July 14, 2015

Wagon wheeler

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.

Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol

by Sandman1978 July 25, 2017

powder wagon

The act of not wanting to use cocaine anymore!

I saw Nic at Nighttrips last night and he had that look on his face like he had fallen off the powder wagon and would be motor boating a stripper momentarily!

by Joenokc May 08, 2016

dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 March 18, 2014