A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.
Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.
Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.
by doubleblock June 16, 2016
Get the liquor wagonmug. by MicroTD October 17, 2008
Get the glutton wagonmug. by 66thave August 3, 2015
Get the hood wagonmug. Hay, slop wagon is here! Now we can eat, cardboard pizza, choke n puke hot dog's, hot coffee, man its better than sos shit .....
by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006
Get the slop wagonmug. The bitchiest of people. Specifically people that ask for nudes/ send unsolicited nudes. Also a bitch on a wagon, is that a female dog or a bitch of a person? You decide
by Bitchwagon26 May 30, 2019
Get the bitch wagonmug. We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.
by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021
Get the Gape wagonmug. by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018
Get the Jerk Wagonmug.