Woman

The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.

Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.

by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010

Woman

Sandwich machines, belong in the kitchen, cleans the house while the men work, they cant vote. Short and just used to make more men.

That woman belongs in the kitchen. What is she doing here?

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022

Woman

A vessel that holds the counterpart of the penis.

In order to lose your virginity you must make love to a woman with her consent.

by Poopeefingers December 4, 2019

Woman

An object used for dishwashing, cooking and cleaning. An object which has the ability to talk-
Plural form: women/dishwashers

Man 1: Wassup Man 2 how is your woman?
Man 2: Really bad can't even cook neither wash my dishes, I will probably sell her in the black market or some shit
Man 1: Oh that's really bad, I can sell you one of my women if you want one of them.
Man 2: You sure homie?
Man 1: Yeah
Man 2: Thank you dude, this stupid bitch is always crying and shit I have had enough of this dishwasher.

by Real Nigga Tyrone August 26, 2017

womanizer

one who pleases many boys by performing their most desired fetishes for them. (i.e. abuse, toes, feet, legs, arms, noses)

avon: how would you like to be pleased?
boy #1: my toes, womanizer.

avon: how would you like to be pleased?
boy #2: hit me, womanizer.

avon: how would you like to be pleased?
boy #3: tease me, womanizer.

etc..

by masterlordd March 29, 2009

womanizer

Allan Reitz

Allan is a womanizer

by joyaya July 2, 2009

woman

When compared to a man, a woman is

- less aggressive and violent
- less sadistic
- less anti-social
- less narcissistic
- better in school and college

A woman is awesome. The future is hers.

by The Happy Humanist May 30, 2010