Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").

Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.

by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010

Poo Whisper

A quiet act of flatulence.

A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)

by randomaddition July 22, 2010

Thug Whisperer

You can smell a thug, let a thug be a thug, but when the thuggish swag starts to slip, you whisper...”your thuggish is getting sluggish!”

The thug whisperer told the thug...”Your street hustle is lame...find out who is hiring ex-felons!”

by Terri Beth February 17, 2021

death whisper

A horrific release of bowel vapor that makes no sound as it escapes.
A silent, but violent fart.

Bobby screamed in fear, "Teresa, oh god, what is that smell?" Teresa ran out of the room, leaving only her death whisper behind.

by redinva August 3, 2016