washing eyes

this expression comes from hebrew, mostly used by men when they are surrounded by various hot ladies. the reason behind it, is the theoratical action of eyes that are being washed by the sight of many good-looking men/women.

friend: dude, look at all these hot chicks, this is the best party ever man!
you: yeap...nothing like washing the eyes, and free alcohol too!

by Joselito August 24, 2005

snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 02, 2020

squady wash

a quick spray of lynx instead of a proper wash

you ready to go , al just have a quick squady wash

by bigjoe84 October 19, 2009

Yellow Washing

When, in a movie, a character that is white is played by an Asian person.

"You know Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender"
"Yeah"
"He got yellow washed"
"AAAAAAAAWWWH SHIIIIEEEET!! THEY'RE YELLOW WASHING AANG?!"

by Agent Blaze It April 30, 2017

pog wash

A group of wrinkled old men shitting on an old women.

Margret got pog washed.

by Cheeky Breeki March 17, 2017