vintage cock shot

Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.

The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.

He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!

by whiteoakgrl17 September 25, 2011

Vintagetocity

an attribute given to an item that is of antique or vintage origin.

that table has a lot of vintagetocity.

check out the vintagetocity of that lamp.

by The Door Man October 11, 2012

Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016

Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016

vintage meme

A meme from years past that is no longer popular. Often used when an old meme is suddenly again relevant, either by being brought up out of the blue or because it has made a comeback.

Person A: Oh man remember those "why the fuck you lying" videos?

Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2015?

by Whatisevenhappening March 19, 2017

vintage vajayjay

Slang for Vintage Vagina.

There were so many Vintage VaJayJay's at our 40th H. S. class reunion.

by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

vintagesque

It's the new 'antiquated'

"This way of thinking is so vintagesque."
"Saying 'antiquated' is so vintagesque."

by DreaintheD January 12, 2018