total victory 

To achieve every single goal that was desired in a war with a minimum of casualties.

Technically, the war of 1812 was a total victory for the British, while being a total loss for the Americans. Britain did, however, end impressing as a courtesy, which was the first step to securing the united states as an ally.

total victory by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Flawless Victory 

The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.

Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!

Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!

Flawless Victory by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

epic victory royale 

something some fuckboy would post about on their snapchat

fuckboy: "omg i just got an epic victory royale"
Any sane human being: "ew"

epic victory royale by Im a gay bitch December 2, 2018

Flawless Victory 

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

Flawless Victory by Paints July 26, 2007

phallic victory

1. The winning of a man against a woman in any competitive event.
2. Giving a woman an orgasm with the use of only the phallus.

Yes I totally made Sharon orgasm using only the old man. Good work, that's a real phallic victory.

phallic victory by DHomer November 15, 2014

French Military Victory 

Invalid entry. Try searching French wine, perfume, or cheese metals.

A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.

Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.

Look at World Wars 1 and 2.

Perfume?

French Military Victory by Max369 May 25, 2008

FLAWLESS VICTORY 

When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Joe has a flawless victory

FLAWLESS VICTORY by epicwin101 May 18, 2009