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Vegetarian 

Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
Vegetarian by Humans are meat February 15, 2010

Vegetarian 

Having similar qualities as a person who is attracted to individuals of the same gender.
Dylan: Randy just said he would rather be in the room with all guys.
Alan: That's so vegetarian...

Vegetasian 

Someone who eats only household pets, such as dog.
"Dude you want some hamburger?"
"No thanks, I'm a vegetasian. Maybe I'll have some dog."

vegaterian 

One who choses not to eat meat as a way of life
this can be for many reasons such as the soaring price of meat. The ease of having your own vegetable patch and being self-sufficient. The fact that killing animals for mass slaughter so that you can have a under priced burger at your local fast food outlet is wrong. or they may simply dislike the taste of meat.
dude1: terry is the biggest pussy he wont eat meat cause he doesn't like the taste
dude2: so? i dont cause its so expensive
dude1: yeah, maybe i should grow some vegetables.
dude2: then ud be like terry, a vegaterian.
dude1: shit
vegaterian by Steve Jobs is gay March 30, 2008

vagitarian 

That vagitarian was licking pussy.
vagitarian by Moe Lester November 16, 2002

vegetarian 

a very stupid person who says they dont eat living things though they eat plants? hmmm yeah think about it.
gangsta: ayoo you want a burger homie?

vegetarian: aww god noo i dont eat anything that was living sorry. i'll just go eat these living plants over here.

homie: bitch stop playing yo self you know you want some BK right now grrl have it yo way.
vegetarian by K@yT33 September 28, 2008