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Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.
Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"
by Zsophia February 10, 2014
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Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.
by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015
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valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.
"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"
by Jonmurf September 15, 2016
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Valenbro

This is a term used to address your male friend on Valentine's day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him.
"Hey, I heard you didn't have a valentine. I don't have one either. Will you be my Valenbro?"
by AlmostInnocent February 8, 2017
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valentine’s day

valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”
by daddu February 14, 2018
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Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful girl. She’s very sexy and brave. She may seem reluctant but if you get to know her, she can be the craziest and prettiest person you’ve ever seen. Valentina is usually thin and has a flat belly and a sexy ass. You’re really lucky to have a Valentina in your life- don’t let her go.
She really is very good in bed;)

You don’t wanna mess with her because she can get revenge in total crazy ways. She can really be a bitch but only if YOU are the bad person.
-Do you know Valentina?
-Yes, of course! She’s the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen!
by gepettopinocchio February 1, 2019
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Valentino

Valentino S.p.A. is an Italian clothing company founded in 1960 by Valentino Garavani and part of Valentino Fashion Group.
Nice Valentino bag
by Dandruff on my bush February 13, 2020
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