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The Undertaker

This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.

This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion

"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
The undertaker, blow job, gagging, hair, spit
by 28 Whitehorse road January 23, 2012
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undertaker

A KingsOfChaos player started in Age 2 joined a clan, started a revolution took over, Bcame a top player played top 20 account in age 3 beta finished #7 Best belgian player in age 3! and is out for blood once again!!!
Goes under the nick UnderTakeR- to avoid being compared with the wrestler
by Elite Gaming network. March 16, 2005
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undertail

a perverted blog of undertale thats really fucked up
person 1: fucking hell undertail fucked me up
person 2: undertale in general is fucked up
by tbh.septic July 21, 2016
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Kydie [Undertaker Pandya]

The best cat in the whole world. We'l always remember your time with us Kydie. We love you . Kydie Undertaker Panj- 1994-2008
A- Do you remember Kydie Undertaker Pandya?
N- (Bursts into tears)
A- I know, she was great
by Ajyybwoy1 October 9, 2008
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undertaker

The sexiest 40 year old that ever existed. The one and only undertaker, renowned wrestler, evil mastermind and lord of all darkness as well as chief of rolling eyes back into the head and lifting lights when off, knocking people out easily, being slow in the ring and just a hot piece of ass!
"From deathvalley, weighing 305 pounds, The undertaker!"
"Rest In Peace"
"Your mouth's been writing cheques that your body can't cash!"
by Lauryn "Lady Undertaker" August 22, 2006
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youngsters becoming strippers before the age of 6 in some exotic wetlands.
yesterday me and my pedophile bestfriend went to a UES (Underage Exotic Strippers) club. it was very entertaining watching those little japanese strippers show their stuff.
by coolpeople+rea+flem August 2, 2009
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undertaled

When you look up something mundane, but Undertale-related results come up.
I did a Google Search for spaghetti and got pictures of a skeleton with a scarf
Looks like I've been Undertaled
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