Twoops

When a person gets pregnant by accident and thinks shit can't get worse but then they find out there is two on the way.

Me: Yo my life blows.
Carl: Why? I thought you were high on life.
Me: I was until I found out me and my girl are havin twoops.

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Twoops

Something you tweet about in Twitter, that later becomes a source of embarrassment for you

Sharon has been tweeting about her boss; One of her colleague had seen it and reported to her boss. She had a tough time covering up her twoops

by Santy_India January 12, 2010

twobyfour

Used by close friends to express that some one hot or good looking is near them. If they reply by saying two by four then they also agree that, that person is hot or good looking

Two by four over there. Your friends look at you and say Twobyfour

by Eric Gonzalez aguilar munoz June 15, 2008

twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 10, 2008

toob

A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.

He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.

by S October 13, 2004

toobby

A dick that is smaller then 3 inches.

(Timmothy)-Dude, oh my god.
(Seth)-What?
(Timmothy)-You know Dan right?
(Seth)-Yeah. Why?
(Timmothy)-He has a fuckin toobby.... hahaha...what a fag

by M3XiiCAN P0W3R January 27, 2008

TwoBit

TwoBit is a twitter user who calls himself ''the money guy'', he is the host of The Winner’s Circle a $1,000 Monthly YouTuber Minigame Tournament.

TwoBit has recently gained lots of popularity thanks to his giveaways, many of his follower of his followers stay for his funny tweets.

user 1: have you seen the new TwoBit tweet ?
user 2: of course i have, i have notifications turned on.

@LukeBellen: TwoBit is giving away money.
user3: Really ?, i am going to check it out right now.

by @LukeBellen December 16, 2020