turKs

if read a word to the left of letter K, a word Kruts meets then. This in a value cool boy or girl. So turKs is a cool nickname. isn't?

turKs: John is kruts

by turx March 15, 2008

POP TARTS

A code word used to describe white people.

Girl all of these Pop Tarts are getting on my nerves, I can't wait until I get off.

by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

turdsexual

somebody who only fancies poos

people fall in love with excriment otherwise called turds .if some one loves turd they are a turdsexual

by almomonster October 1, 2007

Turnstile Leech

Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever

Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!

by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014

Bacon turds

The experience when you try to poop and are only able to squeeze out a small slither of firm poop.

Dude I just tried to poop but I only squeezed out a couple small bacon turds.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

As The Coffin Turns

Said smuggly or sataricly when discussing the drama in the gothic scene

Rachael broke up with Cinder, now Cinder won't come out of his apartment, I'm really worried about him, he just plays the Cruxshadow cover of "Here Comes The Rain Again" over and over and over... But anyway, Rach says that Cinder cheated on her with Alize, but Alize I know didn't do that, because we were having sex that night, so it couldn't have been Cinder and Alize. Personally I think it's just because Alize didn't invite Rach, but rather Cinder to the Bauhaus concert way back in 1996 durring the Gotham tour, but they weren't even dating back then, so I don't really know what her problem is.

As the coffin turns I guess...

by zoey April 11, 2004

Butter tarts

During anal sex when a guys cums inside ur ass and you fart out the cum.

While Carmen was being DP'd, Tony shot his babybatter in her ass. She felt a sudden pressure build up and farted. She sprayed butter tarts all over the place.

by run4est January 21, 2011