Turked Up

Getting turned up on Thanksgiving.

"Happy Thanksgiving! Have a drink!"
"Yeah let's get turked up!"

by BloodyMarii March 5, 2015

Turbs

Turbs are long green plants from North America which are of an unknown species. For centuries, turbs have been consumed by Natives as well as anyone named Jennifer. Their particular health value is unknown. Consumers claim that turbs are a natural laxative in small quantities. In large quantities turbs can cause severe diarrhea.

Jennifer ate so many turbs that she pooped for 72 hours...straight!

by maturbs June 11, 2018

turk

verb meaning to rape anally or "rectally relieve." seen in the film The Great White Hype.

"I'd rather be turked by a syphilitic bear."
"Turked?"
"Rectally relieved."

by max frisch July 25, 2006

Turk

Can mean two things: 1. Referring to a people inhabiting modern day Turkey which is makes up most of the historic region of Anatolia. The Turks originally came from Central Asia, probably close to Mongolia. They speak a Turkic language, which belongs to the Altaic branch of languages, just like Japanese, Mongolian, Korean etc. It is noteworthy to add that people who inhabited Anatolia long before like Kurds (3,000 + BC Karda/South of present day Van in Turkey), Armenians (3,000 + BC, Armenia is a well known region from ancient to modern times), Pontian Greeks (2,000 + BC Western Anatolia).

2. Can be used as a slang term for the bird usually prepared for Thanksgiving in USA especially, called turkey.

1. A Turk used to live in the Steppes of Mongolia and speak an Altaic language that has no roots in Anatolia what so ever.

2. A Turk first arrived in Anatolia maximum 900 years ago and minimum 150 years ago.

3. Should we prepare the turk now or wait a little?

4. The turk looks ready honey!

by KingofKardaMasterofTurks August 28, 2013

SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by john October 24, 2004

Young Turk

a member of an insurgent group especially in a political party

Etymology
Young Turks, a 20th century nationalist party in Turkey responsible for the Armenian Genocide

To consolidate Turkish rule in the Ottoman Empire, the Young Turks devised a plan for the extermination of Armenians.

by sketchesOfEtrusca October 16, 2019

tuksu

Johanna Tukiainen 'Tuksu' is a beautiful finnish lady. Every Finn loves her!

- Oot kaunis kuin Tuksu! (You're beautiful like (a) tuksu!)
- Oooi, kiitti! (Awww, thanks!)

by gosuhuora May 26, 2014