Skin a turd

To exhibit overwhelming prudence in financial or budgetary matters.

"Our finances will be OK in Dave's capable hands. He'd skin a turd that guy..."

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

corn snake turd

An unusually pale and lengthy turd whose appearance closely resembles a North American corn snake

After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

man turd

Someone who is a human piece of shit.

RULLUR is a big man turd.

by Prick yourself October 7, 2005

Turd Bird

A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.

I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.

I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.

by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008

Pinecone Turd

A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.

After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

turd shank

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

by mizzoupig February 28, 2010