Moroni Trumpet

Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).

After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

Thumper Trumper

A bible thumper who worships Donald Trump and believes he is God’s anointed leader.

Pam says she’s a Christian, but she’s just another annoying thumper trumper.

by BossBabe August 10, 2019

Fuck Trumpet

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Devil’s Trumpet

When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.

Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.

by Canigetanickname February 21, 2020

tea and trumpets

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

by arel666 September 29, 2009

up the trumper

to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's
to penetrate the marmite motorway
to ravage one's choccy starfish

that bird over there is well fit,she'd definately get it up the trumper!

by robcarlsberg August 30, 2006

trumpenreich

The thousand year period of American dominance following the election of President Donald J. Trump in November 2016.

"Yo bro, I'm really worried about socialism and the cuckservatives." "Not to worry bro, the thousand-year Trumpenreich is coming. Have you called Das Uber yet?"

by quackyquack November 5, 2015