Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.

Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.

by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017

Tromboner

When a trombonist gets an erection. You generally notice this when a female trombonist walks by

or helps him with his trombone. These tromboners can be used as a nickname for someone or as a word for the actual erection. It just makes sense you know?

(Go trombonists)

Girl 1~ Oh my Jesus! That slut walked past again and bent over in his face

Girl 2~ Awe poor guy, now he has a tromboner

by AnonymousGurl7654 May 20, 2018

Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.

Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.

by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

Skeleton Trombone

A "Skeleton Trombone" is when a Skeleton plays a trombone but its not like a "Skeleton Trumpet".

Hey i just saw a "Skeleton Trombone"!

by Fixitfrost59 April 10, 2023

Tromboner

A male trombonist who often times is getting layed left right and center

These guys are usually the strongest players in the band.

Wow Phill is such a tromboner he gets layed all the time

by You got nothing boi July 10, 2018

Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.

This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it

by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017

Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.

"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"

by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020