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Tristan thompson

1. (man) a combination of both tristan (a horrible sex partner), and a thompson (a man with no testicles).

2. (woman) a girl who constantly grinds her teeth on your dick, whilst queefing untill your dick goes limp and her teeth grind your dick even more.

3. (n) A mild flame retardent, used in kinky love making acts.
Example 1
1: why do you keep calling that guy tristan?
2: i was drunk one night and thought he looked okay, so i pulled his pants down and he didnt have any balls.
1: wow, really?
2: yeah, that tristan thompson, was a horrible sex partner.

Example 2
That girl is horrible, shes like a tristan thompson or something.

Example 3
1: hey, howed it go last night?
2: it was okay, we decided on the tristan thompson brand.
1: ive never used that brand before how was it?
2: alright, she just had a few third degree burns.
by Mr. Stiky stiky September 24, 2011
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Tristan

Tristan is the biggest fuckin faggot in the world who sucks dick for a living. Hes a hermaphrodite who cant play soccer and is jealous of pierce and dean's (Ibras) skills. Did i tell you he was a fajit?
Hey is your name Tristan because you look pretty damn gay
by Ibra1998 July 13, 2016
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tristate area

the three part on a woman's body (boobs and private areas)which the boy friend/husband get once they do it
Your girl friend has a fine tristate area
by p3rv3rted moth3r May 3, 2006
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TRISTAN

Tristan is a word for idiot and completely a fucked up person and also a manwhore.
That guy is a Tristan (manwhore)
by rand0 November 23, 2011
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Tristan

friend 1:damn he's so white
friend 2: call him tristan
by 701CodeHero October 3, 2017
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tristan

a smelly ass kid that goes to mclaughlin school and he smells like ass yup thats a tristan hes smelly
that guys smelly hes a tristan
by tristan is a smelly boy October 24, 2019
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Tristan and Audrey

Tristan and Audrey are the perfect couple. They have always been lost but we’re found by eachother. They can sometimes be cringy, but there love is everlasting
“Your relationship has been just like Tristan and Audrey’s.”
by Yoxru May 9, 2018
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