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travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"
Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.
by RodFarva September 24, 2011
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Travis Scark

The world record holder for having the highest IQ in human history. Has founded a language known as Scunt, where people who speak it all hold IQs of over 150 and have a confirmed genital size of above 200 feet.

The opposite of Travis Scark is Travis Skunk, who stinks like ass and obtains an IQ of -15002389487. A Skunker has a confirmed genital average of -189384746738467 kilometers.
Yo Travis Scark is badass not gonna lie.

Man, that's a huge ass cock! Kinda like that Travis Scark guy I know!
by yepimrarted August 7, 2021
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Travis Kroker

a complete idiot who is very susceptible to peer pressure and does dumb ass shit like jump over track mats and break his foot
stop being a travis kroker
by REZxNIGR September 19, 2018
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travis and alyssa

Two people who is to far in love that everytime we kiss some kid in Africa finds water for his village..
For 10¢ a day you can Travis and Alyssa a kid on the other side of the world.
by Dig Baddy deR December 25, 2016
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Payton Travis

Payton is a guy with a big pp and does nothing. He is most likely a virgin
by OH HEY XBXSORRY November 7, 2020
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Travis Fault

Whenever it’s really your fault but you would rather blame someone else.

If you don’t know who to blame - blame Travis
World War II - It’s Travis fault

Obamacare - Travis Fault

Chernobyl - Fuckin Travis’ fault
by Daddyehm69 June 18, 2019
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Travis Mcgarry

Gay . Insest . weird little man fluffy ps
by Bromt Jack September 6, 2019
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