emma thompson

True queen of England. Has the power to make you feel shitty just by smiling.

- person 1 : "What do you have today ? You don't look really good."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."

by Emmeryte November 16, 2014

max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!

"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.

by Max thompson August 15, 2003

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

thimble dick

A tiny penis,similar in size to an acorn dick.

kerry king-hey tom,do you reckon matt heafy has a thimble dick?
tom araya-probably,i saw him with a microscope and some tweezers.

by R J Mccready October 19, 2008

Klay Thompson

NBA Warriors player who looks like the burrito from sausage party

Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.

by I need HELP!! January 28, 2019

thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

thump daddy

Used to describe a nice ass on a female.

Damn! that girl right there gotta thump daddy!!

by toonice276 May 1, 2012