Wheat Thicks

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

by row!dz December 25, 2009

Hart Thick

In reference to girls a comfortable medium where they are not a fat ass nor skinny, nasty bitch. Can be identified by their thunder thighs, muffin top, decent-to-plus-size titties, accented by very large posterior (ass). Commonly referred to as pleasantly plump, voluptuous, curvaceous.

"Hart" is in reference to a family from Baker County, GA where the boys of the family tend to seek after this species of fine women

Jesse: Did you see that girl?

Brady: Yea did you see her thunder thighs? She is definitely a woman who deserves Hart Thick status

by Member Of Hart Family August 16, 2008

material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007

skinny thick

As described in comedian Liz Feldman's stand-up routine, it's a skinny guy with a thick penis.

You would think he's small because he only weighs 100 pounds, but he's skinny thick.

by JazStarr May 27, 2010

Dummy Thick

It means somthing is so thick that it makes you feel crazy

Boy: SHE DUMMY THICK
Boy 2: She is a cutie with a booty

by Wolf_GalaxyCat August 10, 2020

slim thick

A bitch that is skinny but got a big old booty.

"Damn, Rachel is slim thick"- Josh
"I would tap that so fast"-Josh's dad

by LEO223 November 22, 2019

White Thick

How thick a women has to be consider perfect by most white guys.

I prefer Beyonce when she is white thick as opposed to black thick.

by DocSon July 13, 2009