wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.

Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.

by wood-becker December 28, 2013

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.

I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!

by roopedog September 26, 2011

Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.

Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.

by gerierection December 8, 2011

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010