sims

the act of having terrible diarrhea; a sticky icky mudslide

After eating curry for dinner last night, Jackson had to sims all morning.

by jdinchicago February 7, 2019

ty sims

A name given to a professional taxer of penny farthings

Ty sims done tax my penny farthings brow

by Freaknav Ragoon Feintakke November 27, 2024

The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

Maximum Sim Dongle

To be extraordinarily large in size, like you have pushed the scale of a CAS weight past its height

Leshauna; Look at that Max Sim Dongle!
Brakeycakes; You mean Louiso?
Leshauna; No, That Is A Fat Cow! I Mean Erwin, The Maximum Sim Dongle!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Cam Sims

The best WR in the league, plays for the Washington Football Team.

He is Cam Sims the GOAT

by Camsims May 5, 2021

aaron sim

Aaron Sim describes someone who is extremely annoying and idiotic. This can be used to describe someone who someone finds annoying and wishes to insult him heavily.

This guy is such an aaron sim! No wonder everyone hates him!!!

by someoneherehihi March 24, 2024

Bobby Sim

Is blacked out

Blacked out Bobby Sim had to fight off these lesbians at a taco stand in TJ the other night

by The snibbe godfather February 26, 2020