Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

The pounder

The pounder is our god and he will protect us from all that is evil. Everybody loves him and should at all costs protect him. You should also pray to him every day or else he will pound you hard. There is no chance to escape to just accept your faith and try not to be pounded.

Hey pounder you're fat
The Pounder: Banka Banka *you die* Banka Banka Banka *your body is gone*

by Wallahyaaaaao August 28, 2019

Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.

I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.

by WKRP in Cincinnati October 5, 2009

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

pig pounder

when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders

Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight

by Crane Robets January 12, 2024

pounderizer

Someone who intentionally tries to break someone else's furniture or other property.

Ray (the pounderizer) jumped down on the wooded footrest in an attempt to destroy it.

by Badlander August 18, 2010