possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
by John McFloss September 24, 2008
Get the trouser battermug. 
A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
Get the Brownie Batter Passmug. by ButterBatter August 30, 2020
Get the Baby battermug. A female cricketer - used since the woke MCC decided to use the word batter for male and female cricketers.
So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
So the gender / sex of the cricketer can be distinguished a batsman is now a batter & a female batsman is now a "fanny batter".
Hey Bruce did you see that the way the ball hit the fanny batter in the Oval last night?
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
Yes she was mid stroke when the ball smacked her chin guard
by Dicky Mint September 23, 2021
Get the fanny battermug. Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
by In A Rut April 26, 2024
Get the pants battermug.