Moses

1) a kid who is always selling
2) sweatiest Minecraft sweat ever
3) he's a sweat
4) bro def needs a haircut fr fr

"MOSES YOU'RE SELLING!!!"
"oh my god of course moses would know about this random Minecraft fact"
"YOURE SUCH A SWEAT MOSES"
"MOSES YOU SOLD"
"MOOOOOOOOSSSEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by ChrisCouncilWhyUReadingThis February 5, 2025

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A moses

To greatly split something into two.

Bro did a moses on Dagon.

by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025

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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE

I was moses raped at the mall last night!

by faieia October 31, 2008

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The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.

Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!

by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019

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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.

If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.

by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009

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