A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.
by heavywayne July 3, 2010
Get the Hairy Carrymug. A prostitute.
Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.
I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.
There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:
(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.
I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.
There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016
Get the Hairy Marymug. Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.
Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.
Turtle kid- I like turtles.
by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016
Get the Hairy Cliterusmug. by Rastus January 11, 2006
Get the Hairy Underpantsmug. by milkBAKE February 13, 2020
Get the Hairy Deliverymug. A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
by MarySanderson August 31, 2018
Get the hairy watermelonmug. Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
by sour bras October 4, 2012
Get the hairy jaffamug.