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Hairy Carry

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.
Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.
by heavywayne July 3, 2010
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Hairy Mary

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!
by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016
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Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.
Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.
by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016
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Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.
This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.
by Rastus January 11, 2006
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Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.
Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!
by milkBAKE February 13, 2020
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hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
by MarySanderson August 31, 2018
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hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"
by sour bras October 4, 2012
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