chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020

daddy or chips

a game played in chat rooms in which choices are made between pairs of alternatives. The name derives from a UK TV ad for Mccain chips in which a little girl is asked to choose between her daddy or chips.

Daddy or Chips?
Daddy. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Anal or Vaginal?
Vaginal. Eye's poked out or Castration?
etc.etc.

by Dustmote September 21, 2008

Smackin The Chips

When a male's testicles(the chips) "smacks" the lower portion of a females genitalia during sexual intercourse!

The sex was so hardcore, that her vag was bight red after he was done smackin the chips

by Jimbag November 22, 2009

pit chips

(Noun)The visibly soiled stain marks left in the armpit of a light colored t-shit. These stains are often yellowish in hue and if worn heavily, they can develop a stiff texture resembling a potato chip.

Since Adam started that landscaping job his shirts have developed some tasty pit chips.

by horses June 11, 2006

save chip

save chip was a campaign started by the popular saturday morning tv show soccer am. this was done to save a person called chip from the shackles of not being able to watch the football.

Save chip dont let sarah win.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

Chipping

When you dump a pot of boiling hot oil over a twink orgy

Yo man I really want a squad to go chipping with. You feel me?

by Gioguy May 24, 2019