Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
by MaxHeadrom December 18, 2003
Get the Bible Borgmug. In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
Get the bible-mouthmug. A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005
Get the Bible Bangermug. DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
by Gene Sins January 14, 2007
Get the Dislexic Biblemug. Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..
by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014
Get the Bible Thumpermug. by AngelaHope September 18, 2006
Get the Sex Biblemug. someone who comes to your door with a bible, asking you about the church or whatever. This person believes in Christianity.
A bunch of bible bashers knocked on my door the other day wanting me to become Christian, I told them to piss off.
by bread infection December 9, 2009
Get the bible bashermug.