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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
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battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
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Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
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pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
by In A Rut April 26, 2024
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Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.
Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.
by Mischief Kirwan March 2, 2021
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whale batter

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?
by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019
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Batter Bazooka

Otherwise known as the custard cannon, the batter bazooka is the most dangerous weapon on the red blooded male body.

It has been known to lock onto a variety of targets, including those not specific to the human kind.
“Shazza couldn’t resist being locked onto by then batter bazooka
by En3630 September 27, 2022
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