arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point
Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
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town arse

The state that an arsecrack enters after a long night on the town.
Did you go down on that bird last night ?

-yeah, went to, but she had mad town arse
by Birchy&Mads March 23, 2021
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Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.
Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.
by Silversausage October 06, 2010
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arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.
I'm still wiping off the arse stain.
by Libertine April 09, 2016
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Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
by Jaanaism March 16, 2018
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Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009
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Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
by Topher Down March 28, 2009
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