all my life’s answers

Yo this web site here has all my life’s answers
by chappygamer42 October 05, 2017
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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
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Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
by - A Wise Wizard June 01, 2022
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In My Life

A somber song by The Beatles about old friends who have come and gone.
There are places I remember
All my life, though some have changed

Some forever, not for better

Some have gone and some remain

All these places have their moments

With lovers and friends that I can still recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I love them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I love you more

In my life, I love you more
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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
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