tetas

boobs breasts, specifically large ones

"Mira las tetas" - guy telling his friend to look
"Toca mi tetas" - girl with the guy later on

by el_cangri April 18, 2006

texas tea

Another name for promethazine w/ codeine; aka barre, lean, sizzurp, oil, purple stuff, Memphis mud, drank, purple jelly, etc. Real popular in H-Town; mix it up with some Sprite, crushed ice, and jolly ranchers, and get ta sippin'...

Let's po' up a deuce of some Texas tea and start leanin'...

by headbussa_666 July 6, 2005

texas leaguer

baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them

With Barry Bonds' knees the way they are these days, he's going to see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him.

by mikkopresents September 19, 2008

Texas City

Also known as Toxic City - Texas City is best known for having the most dangerous BP plant in the world. Not only are you at risk of being blown to smithereens while driving down a Texas City street, you will also likely be breathing benzine fumes.

Texas City is also famous for its dike. That is not a large lesbian population (which would be dyke); however, a massive wall used to hold back water and protect the city from natural disasters like storm surges.

Texas City, TX is a great little town. And by great, I mean, stinky.

by ZanneCole March 23, 2011

tetas

mamaries of a women
(breast, Boobs, hooters)

That lady has nice tetas

by ART July 7, 2003

Texas Blown

1. A group of glass blowers based in Texas who specialize in the construction of smoking pipes like bongs, spoons, bubblers etc. Their glass can be found in many head shops in the Southern US. Very thick, very chill glass.

2. To get head from a thick piece of beautiful Southern ass.

3. What you are after having smoked dank weed from H-town, 9721469 (Dallas), Saytown, ATX and any other of the many weed-filled towns in Texas.

1. I tripped on down to the head shop where they had a special on hand pipes. Picked me up this ballin' spoon from Texas Blown for only $40.

2. I got Texas Blown by this ho backstage at the show in Deep Ellum last night.

3. This Sour Diesel from Screwston got me Texas Blown!

by dokesomesmank August 28, 2009

Texas rules

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.

Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.

by eleven April 27, 2003