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Monkey Tennis League

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.
The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.
by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012
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Baby Tennis

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.
"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"
by Little D August 10, 2017
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David Tennant

David Tennant is a Scottish actor who has played half of all characters ever created but is especially known for the Tenth Doctor, DI Hardy and the demon Crowley. The last role especially is often considered his sexiest for obvious reasons
David Tennant strutted around a lot on the Good Omens set

Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?
by FlamingBentleyGoVroom September 13, 2020
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Kyle Tennit

The greatest twitch streamer out there who can get all the hot guys
Look at that sexy beast over there he must watch Kyle Tennit
by I 💔 dilfs November 9, 2021
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Tennesee Tang

A fantastic mixed drink.

Tang and Jack Daniels.
You can also add OJ if you want that nice breakfasty taste.
The perfect night is some chronic, a honey, and finish with a tall glass of Tennesee Tang.
by POEpurple August 25, 2009
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Tennis Rig

A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.

A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.
Example 1:

Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?

Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive

Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.

Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!

Example 2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?

Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace

Bro 1: ....

Bro 2: Anyway was she good?

Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.

Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!

Bro 1: You displease me.
by Festibat March 23, 2011
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tennessee fire hose

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.
"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
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