When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006
Get the tennessee torpedo mug.After engaging in heated sexual activity with a drunken female, she generally will pass out if intoxicated enough. After she has entered this state, the gentleman will then proceed to shave her entire body, paying particular attention to the pubic and eyebrow areas. The hair will then be collected and SHOVED IN HER FUCKING MOUTH! That's what I'm talking about!
After banging that drunk chick, Bob pulled a Tennessee Clipper on her. She's been picking her teeth ever since.
by G-Man105 January 29, 2006
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by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005
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Get the Tengen Toppa dat ass mug.Wen you wipe the stank and moisture that has gathered in the nether region (gooch) on to the middle finger and proceeds to slide the finger across the upper lip declaring a tennese hairlip
Chez prefers a "Tennessee Hairlip" compared to a dirty sanchez because he prefers both sections of the male buffet
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