Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022

The Ted Cruz

A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.

He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.

by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018

Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.

"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."

by Szandorxint November 29, 2022

a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik May 9, 2018

ted bean

A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys

your such a ted bean with a girl

by cuntpunter 00 April 10, 2016

tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

by mfdunn01 April 15, 2015

Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.

I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.

by Hanali February 19, 2021