by Lula Hoop And Chim April 20, 2006
Get the stank rank tuna tank aka SRTT mug.Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?
Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!
Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!
Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!
Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!
by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009
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A condition developed by males after repeted pummeling of their testicles (either from fighting, or from smacking violently against a partner during sex)
Ex 1. Did you watch the game last night? Tom Brady was sacked so many times by Saints defenders, I think he might have tankballs this morning.
Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.
Ex 2. I bent that chick over my desk and fucked her so hard, I have a mean case of tankballs.
by Murphdawggie December 3, 2009
Get the Tankballs mug.a name for a 1970s Buick Roadmaster with fake wood side panels, ususally in really shitty condition; the seats are very comfy with a couch-like setup in the middle seat row.
by McSackdrop August 25, 2010
Get the Dank Tank mug.A large garbage can that has had the bottom modified to be able to hold a large bowl of atleast an ounce of weed.
You then place the upside down garbage can on top of a swimming pool. while someone holds it stable. someone else swims underneath the trash can and breaths pure refreshing ganja.
This is called a dank tank.
You then place the upside down garbage can on top of a swimming pool. while someone holds it stable. someone else swims underneath the trash can and breaths pure refreshing ganja.
This is called a dank tank.
by captainBDChammer May 5, 2011
Get the Dank Tank mug.When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".
Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.
by Duckfluff October 15, 2013
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