talentless

Me.

I'm talentless. I'm not worth anything. Someone shoot me.

by D-san August 18, 2003

Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland

Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

by c1sok1d July 11, 2010

talentless

hillary duff.simple plan.

hillary duff sux. simple plan sux. they both suck!!!!!!!!!!

by catherine March 1, 2005

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

talentless

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius is a talentless fag

by ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME? June 14, 2016

Talena

Noun: (Ta-lay-nuh): Artistic girl of taller proportions that is often found saying stupid things and is usually found in a state of sleep deprivation. Greatly enjoys the company of others, especially those with stranger senses of humor.

Crowd: "So didja hear about how that Talena kicked a lolicon in the-- *Pbbbbbt!* Oh what the hell!? Who did that?!"
Haruko:*raises hand* "I pooted >:"
Crowd: AWWWWWWH!

by Talena May 16, 2008