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table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.
Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.
by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020
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Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.
Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis
by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016
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vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina
1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay
by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014
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Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.
There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!
by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016
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Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010
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Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022
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THICCCC tables

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 23, 2019
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