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Payton Travis

Payton is a guy with a big pp and does nothing. He is most likely a virgin
by OH HEY XBXSORRY November 7, 2020
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Bye Travis

Similar to "Bye Felicia" except intended for white boys needing to be abruptly dismissed without explanation and often times, without cause; most effectively used when "white-girl-wasted" and most comically used when said white boy has already introduced himself and his name is NOT Travis
White girl: drinking what's up?
White boy: nothin - just chillin'... I'm Doug and this is Kevin. (Gesturing to friend)
White girl: uh-huh (rolling eyes)
Kevin: well I would offer you a drink but you look like you've probably had enough....
White girl: Bye Travis. (Walk away)
by shan onyx February 18, 2020
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Travis Spitz

ayo this person's a real Travis Spitz.
by Not Devin aoubgfoaseubng July 12, 2020
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Travis-D

A modern spin on the word “travesty” when a situation is so ridiculous and unfortunate that one must laugh.
“Omg, this guy on my blind date was 30lbs heavier than his pictures and had NO personality. That date was a Travis-D”
by ABrown16 July 20, 2020
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Travis Scott

Verb: To monumentally fuck up a situation with lifelong consequences only for those consequences to be overlooked due to fame.

Origin: The 10 Astroworld deaths at Travis Scott's concert.
Sam: Wow, I had no idea that Kaitlyn Jenner had a manslaughter charge. She really Travis Scotted on that one. I'd want to change my name too.
Trevor: yeah, she was on the cover of magazines after that and all. Rich people can get away with murder, basically.
by anonymous August 23, 2022
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Mabern Travis

This dude is cooler than a polar bears toenails. His mind has set up camp in the gutter. Always up for a laugh and doesn't care if it's the 7th, 8th,....18th time telling you the same story, he tells it with every detail as not to leave out anything. He is a super trucker from way back. Crazy is often his nickname and that is 9 out of 10 times an understatement. He is a 27 year old 56 year old that only likes 27 year old girls, by that I mean freaks. If they ain't a freak going in, they will be going out.
If you had to be a porn star, you would wanna be a Mabern Travis. ( if you are a bitch with no ass, he can shape one for you.)
by KuntryPostMGen. October 27, 2022
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Travis Mcgarry

This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022
Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*

definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy
by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022
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