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Shane Dawson

The most amazing funniest guy on youtube that a lot of people hate on because they have no lives. He was born in Long Beach but now live in Hollywood is #5 Most subscribed on Youtube. Has the best hair ever. Best hugger ever. When he He was a child/teen he was chubby (he lost 150 pound congrats to him!!) and would get bullied a lot, and he had an alcoholic dad who beat him and later left the family. He worked for Jenny Craig, with his mom and brother but was fired (and so were they) for pole dancing in his workplace then uploading the video. HE is a virgin and wants to stay that way until marriage. He has 3 channels on Youtube. He is 23 (born in 1988) and wants to become an actor, but his biggest dream is to become a director.His real name is Shane Lee but he changed it because people would expect him to be Asian.He attended Lakewood High school.Most people don't know him at first. But he is definitely the most real insperational down to earth person on youtube.
Me: Do you know Shane Dawson?

Other person: I don't think so?

Me: WHAT?!?!?!

What does he do?

He's on Youtube, his most viewed video is Fred is dead...

Other person: Ohh yeah I know him, He's funny.
by Shane Dawson's #1 Fan September 28, 2011
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Shane Dawson

Literaly trash. Loves taco bell.
I feel like a shane Dawson because I'm eating taco bell in a trash can
by IloveBugsHairyScaryBugsCreepyC February 25, 2018
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Shane the Ogre

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.
Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.
by Anonnamousss May 21, 2011
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shane rule

Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.
"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"

"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"
by H. Welles July 15, 2014
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Shane the Destroyer

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.
omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you
by Farman June 9, 2018
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Pulling a Shane

When you disappear or go hiding from work for over 45 minutes.
Ashley was pulling a Shane yesterday at work.
by Timmyturtle May 23, 2019
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Shane Nigam

You're a Shane Nigam when you've achieved inner peace and you recognize everything as part of nature. Side effects are yelling out one-love in every other situation, doing weird stuff like posting an Instagram status every other minute or so.
Everybody wants to be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Girls, drink or smoke, pick one!"
Guy: "I can't, I like all three of them equally."
Girl 2: "I think we've got a Shane Nigam here."
by shedtalks October 10, 2019
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