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Very similar to spung, without the green aura.
"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"
by weaver October 14, 2003
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times square bomb

half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.

drop into a cup of champagne.

Only drunk on NYE
Would you like a flute of champagne?

No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.
by tiger4life January 2, 2012
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Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".
Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times
by fatones July 22, 2010
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Go Meet Mother Teresa

When you want a person to die because they are so annoying or because you hate them
Nerd: Guess what! I got an A on the test. Sucka!!!!
You: "Go meet mother Teresa"
by KJLISGOD April 11, 2017
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Tigressions

an act of tigressing; multiple adulteries on a scale that only Tiger Woods and maybe Jesse James could grasp.
Tiger Woods and Jesse James commited the most famous tigressions of the 2010 calendar year.
by b_lit December 19, 2010
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Timesha

Timesha's are funny smart and cute. Can take anyone's man without trying, and a great friend to have.
by Tee13 December 20, 2016
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Cut All Ties

Cutting all ties is a complicated procedure in which all connections to an individual or group, most commonly social and emotional, are severed. One would most usually cut all ties after a particularly embarrassing incident with this individual or group, especially when the incident in question is the sudden revelation that the individual or group was in fact the subject of covert hatred by the tie-cutter(s).

Can be used in a comical sense to convey the level of embarrassment an action has resulted in.

When a tie-cutting manoeuvre fails, the results are dismal at best. Generally a collapse of the tie-cutting group and their relationships is a certainty. Reasons for a failure can include, but are not limited to: a tie-cutter faltering in their resolve, an unexpected need for the tie-cuttee's abilities or connections, or the failure to convey the nature of the tie-cutting to all parties involved.
"I hate that guy, as soon as he finds out I reckon we should cut all ties."

"You can't sing for shit man, cut all ties."

"Why is that Lewis here, I thought we cut all ties?"
"We did, but then we needed his camera. We're screwed."
by Innominate January 11, 2009
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