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man and the boys

A euphemism for a man's penis (man) and his testicles (the boys). It is advisable to use this euphemism when referring to an erect penis and shriveled set of scrota. In a reversal of this condition (with a flaccid penis and an engorged set of scrota), the "man" looks more like an "old man."
Got into a bar fight last night. That Asian kid went all kung fu on me, until I kicked him in his man and the boys!

Those pants are way too tight. Definitely queer. Why, I can see the outline of your man and the boys!
by johnny crap September 7, 2007
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The Boys

A disease that mainly infect the male gender, symptoms can include being male, white, straight, anti-LGBTQ, mainly supporting Donald Trump and being 12-16 years old. It is also identified as a massive cult on the app TikTok you can identify by their monkey profile pictures and they like to assume that they are top-notch but in reality they make fun of people who committed suicide because they bullied them into suicide.
TikToker #1: Are you apart of The Boys
TikToker #2: Yes
TikToker #1: No❤️
by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020
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The boys

The boys is a brotherhood, and amazing thing, if you’re bored you can hop on Call of duty with the boys and have some fun, the boys are not limited to your friends anyone that is in the world renown group called “the boys” is a part of the brotherhood.
A - “I’m gonna get on Cod

B - “bet, lets get the boys“
by Alt girl eliminator October 26, 2020
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saturday’s are the boys

a day where very stinky smelling misogynistic teenage boys get drunk with friends and ditch their girlfriends
saturday’s are for the boys! * ditches girlfriend and gets drunk with girls*
saturday’s are the boys!
by michael loves joel 2020 November 1, 2020
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The boys

A group of incels that thinks r4pe jokes are funny
Ugh The boys are at it again
by Gabe itch5 September 19, 2020
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parachute the boys back down

a euphemism originating from Meg & Dia's song "Roses" used when indicating the need to defecate
I spiked Matt's coffee with a laxative because he was being a douchebag, and shortly after, he needed to use the jonh, announcing politely, "BRB, guys. I need to parachute the boys back down."
by loc2k December 13, 2007
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A Story For The Boys

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.
The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."
by sweet_cheeks_3 February 24, 2011
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