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pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).
Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
by cwesq July 25, 2009
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post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
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Post farm

(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.
Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?

Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?

Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.
Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.
by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017
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stall post

When someone posts to Facebook from the bathroom.
"Where's Beth? Her latest post was hilarious!" -> "She's on the pot, it must be a stall post."
by medpedbed November 20, 2014
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Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
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